Okay, the actual name of this product is Philosophy Take a Deep Breath Oil-Free Oxygenating Gel Creme. What it actually does, well, you’ll have to tell me. Looks like a face cream, but sounds like a breathing aid. Maybe it’s both! (Who remembers that old SNL commercial with Gilda and Dan Ackroyd? It’s a floor wax, it’s a dessert topping, it’s both!) Anyway, send away for your FREE sample by clicking here and filling out the pop up form that appears when you do. Allow some time for delivery, obviously. Here’s to breathing through your face! Or something.